 
 Hey Aquarius, prepare for a month of cosmic eye-rolling and perfected loner vibes as your disdain for humanity hits peak levels and your social skills rust faster than a medieval suit of armor. 
Sure, I could bother telling you about a sign you'd be compatible with and how to find love, but we both know you can't be arsed. So, continue to live and inevitably die alone; you Picasso of both laziness and neglect.
Aside from player transactions, this creature can only be acquired from our Subscription Plan on Subscribe Star or Patreon. They will follow a theme each year, and 2025's is the Egyptian Zodiac.
| Attribute | Value | Attribute | Value | 
|---|---|---|---|
|  | 3,361 |  | 1,761 | 
|  | 482 |  | 459 | 
|  | 618 |  | 459 | 
|  | 551 |  | 351 | 
|  | 2% |  | 0% | 
|  | 115 |  | 1 | 
|  | 8% |  | -2% | 
|  | -47% |  | 53% | 
|  | -27% |  | 33% | 
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